First Lieutenant Candice Cox

Age: 27
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 145lbs
Blood Type: She doesn't bleed.

Not much is known about Lt. Cox, but that she has an affinity for fresh Cuban cigars and 12 gauge shot guns. Her childhood an absolute mystery, some speculate she is the bastard test tube child of Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin. What is known is that she has a twin sister named Courtney who is a Major in the Army. The general consensus is that she is nuts, and they are all too afraid to disobey her orders.

Before coming to Echo Company, Lt. Cox went to West Point where she maxed out the male PT scores (performing 80 push ups, 86 sit ups, and an 11:37 two mile run), all with a broken leg. She was assigned to the 82nd Airborne where she was promoted to Captain. During her 3rd tour of duty in Afghanistan, she started to loose her nerve after watching countless numbers of her men and women become casualties of war. She was never the same person ever since. After months of binge drinking, and an incident of mass goat genocide, she was ordered to transfer to a unit back in the states or face discharge. Some time after spending time in rehab she was sent to Echo Company.

Fun Facts:

  • Lt. Cox did not receive her scar down her cheek from shrapnel as some speculate. She actually received it at birth when her and her twin sister were separated at birth; they were attached at the face...

  • She is the only woman (if you consider her a woman, that is) to pass and participate in Ranger School: the world's hardest training course. She survived by eating everything out of her two daily MRE's (Meal Ready to Eat)... And I mean EVERYTHING.

  • Character was inspired by that butchy chick off of Starship Troopers 2.

  • So bad ass that she never has to reload.

  • Originally cast by: Some Weird Lady. She sorta kinda draws this comic called Zombie Soldiers or something? I don't remember; all I heard was that it sucked balls.